Has a man who is above 40 ever begged you to carry him in a public bus?
Have you ever been called a whore for refusing to let the driver and his conductor put a passenger on the extra seat you paid for?
Have you ever been in a car with one of the passengers carrying a goat? I bet not!
Well, some of these people have experienced those and much more and they have shared their funny experiences in a Twitter thread. See below:
Taking bus in Nigeria is a different ball game. Abeg let’s share our most interesting bus chronicles. Number 1 for me on the list was a 40+year old man asking me to lap him from Obalende to Oshodi. When I said no he asked for an explanation. I laughed too hard.— Slay Queen (Period Partner) (@duchesskk) February 27, 2018
One time one Mummy opened her cooler in the bus and offered me rice. Like better rice and meat. It looked nice oh but I didn’t know if my village people sent her so I had to say no.— Slay Queen (Period Partner) (@duchesskk) February 27, 2018
I was taking bus from onitsha to enugu(I think) so I paid for the whole back seat, after I paid the driver brought someone to sit there. Went on to call me ashawo for refusing— Slay Queen (Period Partner) (@duchesskk) February 27, 2018
Abi driver way dey mistake my lap For gear— Slay Queen (Period Partner) (@duchesskk) February 27, 2018. Till tomorrow I no dey siddon for front of bus again.
You don enter bus with person way lap goat?— Slay Queen (Period Partner) (@duchesskk) February 27, 2018
I usually take my time when entering a bus to survey the people & condition of the bus but on this day I was in a hurry.Got to the back seat & immediately the bus moved, I heard “blehhh”. There were 3 goats behind me.
Long story short, one of the goats licked my neck.
— Ahmed (@deolaa_J) February 27, 2018
Like they don’t pack 4 at the back when you enter ‘along’ in abuja…just make sure you are not on that third seat on an unfortunate day, you ll be like butter between two bread loaves— ‘Dee (@justsay_didi) February 27, 2018
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